My name is Tyler. I live in Chicago. Im black-asian and like/love hot pockets. :D

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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If people ask me about the risks of night-blogging, I’m screen-capping this entire post and sending it to them as a reminder that if you blog when you’re half-asleep, you might accidentally create/post a picture of Hogwarts flying with balloons on its towers as a reply to some poor blogger’s innocent question.

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

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do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn)

  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

(Source: drxcos)

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

(Source: ihaveremade)

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

(Source: shwagerr)

  • Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
  • Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people