My name is Tyler. I live in Chicago. Im black-asian and like/love hot pockets. :D

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

You drink like you have to forget something.

—The saddest shit ever said. (via dvadeset-sedmi-august)

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.

—(via hylophobic)

(Source: a--failure)

true as fuck zodiac

  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.

—John Green, Looking for Alaska (via hplyrikz)

(Source: HpLyrikz.com)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them