My name is Tyler. I live in Chicago. Im black-asian and like/love hot pockets. :D

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

blhak:

flappy bird is like the new angry bird except this time i am the angry one

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

(Source: samwizegamgee)

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(Source: iamnevertheone)

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

deforming:

forgiv3s:

lovely-mink:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious text fails of all time!

I’m CRYINGGG at #3 hahaha!!

#7 had tears rolling down my face and literally made my day :’)

wtf i just gained 87 followers from reblogging this post :o

deforming:

forgiv3s:

lovely-mink:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious text fails of all time!

I’m CRYINGGG at #3 hahaha!!

#7 had tears rolling down my face and literally made my day :’)

wtf i just gained 87 followers from reblogging this post :o

(Source: qock)